Part-Time Writer, Full-Time Clueless Idiot

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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everythingeverywhereallatonce

the LA tree trimming saga outside universal studios is RIVETING… i love Tree Law

everythingeverywhereallatonce

[chanting] TREE LAW! TREE LAW!

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lmao i did. they really backtracked so fast they're SCRAMBLING

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everybody's so brave sitting up in their fancy offices until someone brings in the nlrb lmao. sowwy 🥺👉👈 here's four tents pleas don't sue us

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shorthistorian:
“corporatebigwig:
“aiiaiiiyo:
“Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
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why did he eat this
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#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy...
aiiaiiiyo

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

corporatebigwig

why did he eat this 

shorthistorian

#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare

Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy! 

“Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife. 

This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.

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jv

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

alarajrogers

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

oligopspispopd-deactivated20221

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

cop-disliker69

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

silly-jellyghoty

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

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